A man drives into a petrol station in the middle of nowhere,he notices a sign that says-talking dog for sale.?

He asks if he can see the dog and is told to go around the back and help himself.He finds a dog sitting there and he looks at the dog ,the dog says hi mate,he is astonished and asks the dog what he is doing in the middle of nowhere as he could be earning a fortune as a celebrity dog.The dog replies that after a distinguished service in clearing mines in Angola,he then helped train guide dogs,was top drug sniffer for the police,was awarded a medal for saving Her Majesty from an intruder,but gave it all up when he met his soulmate and is the proud father of 124 puppies.The man was gobsmacked and ran round to the counter and asked how much the dog was to buy.the reply was 拢5,when he asked why so little ,the reply was -because he tells so many lies no one would believe him!!A man drives into a petrol station in the middle of nowhere,he notices a sign that says-talking dog for sale.?
Knee slapper.A man drives into a petrol station in the middle of nowhere,he notices a sign that says-talking dog for sale.?
not that funny but good efort
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thats a good one!

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