Saturday, July 10, 2010

Talking Dog For Sale?

A guy was driving around Newfoundland and he sees a sign in front of a house: ';Talking Dog For Sale';

He rings the door bell and the owner tells him that the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there..............

';You Talk'; the guy asks

';Yes, I do'; the Lab replies

the guy's awestruck.......... ';So what's your story?'; he asks.......

The Lab looks up and says....................................鈥?br>

';Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told CSIS about my gift and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country. I was sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders and because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But, the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, you know - wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded

a bunch of medals. Later on I got married, had a mess of puppies and now I'm just retired.';

The guy is really amazed now............he goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog...........

';Ten dollars'; says the Newfie.

';Ten dollars? This dog is incredible, why on earth are you selling him so cheap?';

';Because he's a liar!'; says the Newfie.............

..........';he never did any of that sh** !';Talking Dog For Sale?
WOW. That's a Good Joke. But a Talking Dog is worth anything.

Here's a Joke for You

Ralph works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling

and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too

hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, ';Hey, Ralph! How ya'

doin';? His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

';Oh no,'; says Ralph. ';He's on my bowling team.';

When they are seated, a waitress asks Ralph if he'd like his usual and

brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable

and says,';How did she know that you drink Budweiser?';

';I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have

Bud at the end of the 1st nine, Honey.';

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around

Ralph, starts to rub herself all over him and says, ';Hi Ralphy. Want

your usual table dance, big boy?';

Ralph's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Ralph follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the

door, he jumps in beside her. Ralph tries desperately to explain how the

stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having

none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four

letter word in the book. The cabbie turns around and says, ';Geez Ralph,

you picked up a real ****** this time.';



Imtiyaz GTalking Dog For Sale?
LOL, that is sooo funny...

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LOL!! Yes its a good one!!
oooo nice i like it!!!
ha ha ha

Nice Joke, made me laugh.
That kept me interested until the end. Very good
Excellent.That just hit the right spot.So funny.
That's an oldie but goodie!!!
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