Dog For Sale (Humor)?

This guy sees a sign in front of a house ';Talking Dog for Sale.'; He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.





';You talk?'; he asks.





';Yep,'; the mutt replies.





';So, what's your story?';





The mutt looks up and says, ';Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.





';The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.';





The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says ';Ten dollars.';





The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, ';This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?';





The owner replies, ';He's such a liar.';Dog For Sale (Humor)?
That was soooo funny!! LOL!! Here's one for you:





A lady went to her priest one day and said, ';Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.';





';What do they say?'; the priest inquired.





';They say, ';Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?';





';That's obscene!'; the priest exclaimed - then he thought for a moment.


';You know,'; he said, ';I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to the rectory, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that awful phrase in no time.';





';Thank you,'; the woman responded, ';this may very well be the solution.';





The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in the cage with them.


After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: ';Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?';





There was stunned silence.





Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, ';Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!';Dog For Sale (Humor)?
omg!!


i get it!!


hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahh鈥?stupid owner!!!


hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha loved it
Umm i did not laugh plus i did not get it??
eh, not very funny
okay kind off
yah z
I heard that one on a TV show, but I can't remember which one.


I like it though.